taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

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thegreatgatsbean:

So is Javert the only police officer in France or what

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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

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assassinscreedconfessions:

I love how Connor reacts when someone touches him. Probably because I react the same way. 
image from madeinmasyaf

i just thought Paul Revere was a little too touchy-feely though because i was reacting the same way…

assassinscreedconfessions:

I love how Connor reacts when someone touches him. Probably because I react the same way. 

image from madeinmasyaf

i just thought Paul Revere was a little too touchy-feely though because i was reacting the same way…

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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onlylolgifs:

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

image

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Gene Wilder is the adult I strive to be

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polyglotinprogress:

god bless the german language for having an insult like arschgeige

assviolin.

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yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

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Warning: Many of the things I say are random, idiotic, and funny as hell but may not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.